this will be a night to untag.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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