I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
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How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
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I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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