Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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