Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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