Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
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