No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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