went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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