she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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