youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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