i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize