five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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