i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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