Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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