you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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