I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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