I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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