How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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