So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Randomize
