no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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