after a month anything with tits is on the radar
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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