How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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