The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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