Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I'm really into asian looking animals
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
high people should be assigned attendants
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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