real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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