R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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