all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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