I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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