Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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