WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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