Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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