He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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