scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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