Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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