The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
he shaved USA in his pubs
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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