Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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