So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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