i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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