You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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