Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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