she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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