Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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