Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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