He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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