you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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