i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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