seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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