I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
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