I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
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