We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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