Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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