Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Randomize
