just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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