got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
3 2 1 whiskey
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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