Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
True strength comes from lack of pants
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
