Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
