I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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