when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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