im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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